What do you call the steps it takes to crochet a project?
A chain of events!
What’s the best Halloween costume for a crocheter?
Why did the crocheter join a dating service?
She wanted to get en-gauge-ed!
Why did the sheep stop going to bars?
She didn’t like getting carded!
How did the crocheter make a suit of armor?
She used steel wool!
What did the mother ghost make for her baby?
Things you’ll never hear a crocheter say:
“The baby shower is tomorrow? Well, I guess I’ll just buy something.”
“Oh, that’s okay. I’ve got plenty of yarn.”
“Why would I need another hat pattern? I’ve already got one.”
What happens if you dip a skein of blue yarn into the Red Sea?
It gets wet!
We all know wool comes from sheep, but how many sheep does it take to make a blanket?
None! Sheep can’t crochet!
“Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?”
“No, what happened?”
“She had mittens.”
What did the hat say to the afghan?
“You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”
Do you have a terrible crochet joke? Post it below!
I.LOVE.these!!! So does my daughter- I anticipate they are about to do the rounds at her school on Monday!!!!!!!
A great big thanks!
I love terrible jokes … do you have any more???