Terrible Crochet Jokes

What do you call the steps it takes to crochet a project?

A chain of events!


What’s the best Halloween costume for a crocheter?

Captain Hook!


Why did the crocheter join a dating service?

She wanted to get en-gauge-ed!


Why did the sheep stop going to bars?

She didn’t like getting carded!


How did the crocheter make a suit of armor?

She used steel wool!


What did the mother ghost make for her baby?



Things you’ll never hear a crocheter say:

“The baby shower is tomorrow? Well, I guess I’ll just buy something.”

“Oh, that’s okay. I’ve got plenty of yarn.”

“Why would I need another hat pattern? I’ve already got one.”


What happens if you dip a skein of blue yarn into the Red Sea?

It gets wet!


We all know wool comes from sheep, but how many sheep does it take to make a blanket?

None! Sheep can’t crochet!


“Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?”

“No, what happened?”

“She had mittens.”


What did the hat say to the afghan?

“You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”


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